And all you Levi's loyalists will be glad to hear, they're practically giving these things away on Amazon right now. I'm talking up to 55 percent off the 501. The world's most iconic jean is $35.60. That's cheaper than what I'd pay for dinner and drinks for myself in New York City.

That one Chappell Roan lyric won't apply to you if you ditch those fugly jeans for a stylish pair of Levi's 501s.

This handsome winter traveling coat comes in five different colors, but we've gotta go with the camel version. As part of Amazon's Cyber Monday deal, this coat is 36% off (save $88). With our apologies to @dieworkwear, styles like this still make for a practical weekend pant. And our lack of woodworking skills doesn't make that any less true.